when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
He just described Tumblr.
Colorblind philosophy. Forever reblog.
Regina ships Captain Floor
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
If your punchline is ‘LOL WOMEN’ then it’s a really fucking shitty joke.
bioware’s da3 marketing strategy thus far
it’s very effective
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market