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when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
He just described Tumblr.
THIS
Colorblind philosophy. Forever reblog.
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Regina ships Captain Floor
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
(Source: eleanorjanestyle)
PSA to writers and comedians
If your punchline is ‘LOL WOMEN’ then it’s a really fucking shitty joke.
bioware’s da3 marketing strategy thus far
it’s very effective
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
